Lil_Spawn wrote:
ooo good come back. But alas, Frenchies. If they go will it matter? No. But America will it matter? Yes. Why? Because we have GRIDIRON, Cheesesteaks, and the best looking half-breed chicks on the planet!! NOW BEAT THAT!!!
Easy.
Gridiron < Rugby.
American Cheesecake < Any type of French confectionary.
The only problem with France, really, is that it's full of French people. However, if we could have French baked goods without actually having French people, we could near the Utopian ideal of a unified Earth.
What I suggest is taking a small number of French people (say aroun 0.01% of the overall population) and housing them in special "Confectionary Camps" (similar to Death Camps, but with the focus on baked good rather than actual death). From these camps the French people will produce 99% of the Earth's baked goods. The rest of the French population would be destroyed with a controlled explosion.
Anyway, enough about my plans for inter-European relations, let's get back to the US.