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okay, i hear so many racial jokes, but hardly any white jokes. Please tell me that there are good white jokes...and will you share... decent jokes, ppl.

*rollls up sleeves*

oh, you've definetly come to the right guy. your right on that whole "scarcity" of white jokes out there. maybe its because...idk...white people are the ones who make these things up I mean, i'm pretty sure you've heard some of these jokes....those sons a b****es hurt. I'ts hard to believe some arab guy was hangin with kumar and the fellas thinking, "now how are we gonna stick it to those mexicans today?". jk...sorta..nah but serious, i luv everyone....well..atleast their woman anyways but back to the buisness, time to pour on the funny.

WARNING: viewer discretion is advised. if you have no sense of humor what so ever, stay the hell out of the thread.

What do you call a white athlete?

a referee!!

What do you call a white person in the hood?

a victim!

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree??

a straight line!!

Whats white and 10 inches long??

absolutely nothing!!

*chick-chick* BURN!!

thats enough for now kiddos, i'll post some more later. all this racism is funkin up my mojo.

lol no grudges being held. XD i asked for these and if ppl have a problem with it they can choose a lighter forum.

thnx Munky... && how did i know you'd be the first to post? lol

I've heard some really hurtful racial jokes and they upset me, i hate to think some ppl take them seriously. I would really be upset. I like to hear white jokes, they make me feel a little better to be caucasion. lol

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Is there a word which means the opposite of offended? Because if there is, that's me right now.

It wasn't ment to be offensive, it was suppose to be good fun. so how about we take the stick out, and try to have fun

Deamons right, these white jokes are hard to come by...then only half of em are funny. aren't you good with punchlines chaz? a little help would be kool, i'm more of a freestyle guy. I have a few more tho so....ROUND 2

what do you call a bunch of white guys on the bench

the NBA

how many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

one, white men will screw anything.

what do you call a white man in jail?

housewife

*chick-chick* BURN!!

yeh, that about does it on the punch-line game. I'm out.....hehe...shootin blanks.ANYhoo, don't dump on yourself deamon. your kool, who cares about color? implus, the worst thing to be right now is Muslim anyways. they go through so much crap...mostly because people are ignorant and don't know anything about them other than false rumors. that really irks me.

I'm not saying it was, just saying that these jokes aren't particularly funny and lack the venom that a good racist joke usually does. It's hard to write effective jokes about white people, partly because there's no particular nerve that can be touched on.

And why the hell does everyone have this idea that I have a stick up my arse? I'm just sarcastic.

[quote=Munky]how many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

one, white men will screw anything.[/quote]

hahahahahaha i almost fell out of my chair... tried too hard to keep from laughing. This is prolly my fave.

ok meh turn!

Ok there was a Black Man, White Man, Chinese Man, and an Arab Man. They were all on the edge of a cliff.

The Arab Man said, "This is for my people!!" Then he jumped off.
The Chinese Man said, This is for my people!!!!" Then he jumped off.
The Black Man said, "This is for MY people!!!!" Then he threw the White Man off.

A black man's favorite music is Rap.
A puerto rican's is Reggaeton.
A white guy's is Honky-Tonk.

Do you know why Liv Tyler, Mick Jaggert, Angelina Jolie are treated as outcasts within their own race?
They have lips.

Every white guys role-model: Bryant Gumbel

Ok that last one kinda went both ways but yea lol

hahaha i love the one about the cliff, amazing.

lol My teacher actually told me that one in 8th grade

lmao thanks Vera lol